Browns jokes

Ah, yes…Browns-Steelers week. The week that us Steelers fans get to crack on Cleveland. Well, without further ado (and thanks to various sources around the web), here we go…

Four NFL Football fans want to find out who is the most loyal to their team, a Chicago Bears fan, a Green Bay Packers fan, a Pittsburgh Steelers fan and a Cleveland Browns fan. They climb to the top of a high mountain. The Bears fan, wanting to prove he is most loyal, yells at the top of his voice, “This is for the Chicago Bears!”, and jumps off the mountain. The Packers fan, not wanting to be outdone by his rival, also yells at the top of his voice, “This is for the Green Bay Packers!”, and jumps off the mountain. Now the Steelers fan, knowing in his mind that he is the most loyal, yells at the top of his voice, “This is for the Pittsburgh Steelers!”, and pushes the Browns fan off the mountain.

Why do the trees in Pittsburgh point west ?
- Because Cleveland sucks.

At a custody hearing, a judge was taking testimony from the little boy whose parents recently divorced. The judge asked him if he’d like to live with his mom. He said, “No, she beats me.”

The judge said, “OK, how about your dad ?”

“No,” the little boy replied. “He beats me too.”

“Any of your grandparents ?”

“No, they beat me too.”

The judge was perplexed. “Then who would you like to live with ?”

The little boy said, “I’d like to live with the Cleveland Browns, because they don’t beat anybody.”

How is a dollar better than the Cleveland Browns ?
- At least from the dollar, you get four good quarters.